How to achieve inner peace...?

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished ... then I finished off a bottle of Tequila, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vine, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke, boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peasss .